Mighty Thor

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ironheartedstark:

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ironheartedstark:

the-violet-archer:

Could you be any gayer?

Well, there was that costume party in Thailand. Admittedly though I was pretty drunk for that week.

As opposed to any other week, you lush?

I am pretty luscious aren’t I? I think it’s that soap Pepper got me. And by got me, I mean that I stole from her when I needed to loosen one of Dummy’s rusty joints, it grew on me though.

…How does she put up with you? Seriously? Mind-control?

….. Ehehehehe.

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HAWKEYE!

I don’t understand….

I thought it was a roll call.

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ironheartedstark:

Never let Thor convince me to take the Valhalla weekend cruise. All expenses paid means squat when you’re forced to row a slave galley while vultures peck at your insides for your food.

Should have known better when the brochure talked about brisk aerobic exercise.

I know not why they are called burgers of ham when they contain no swine.

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